Aliens!!!

Beep, Beep, Beep.

Where will you be on September 20th? If it's not in Lincoln County, Nevada planning to storm Area 51 then you clearly don't have enough free time on your hands. Perhaps you've heard of the latest troll to cross the Rubicon from the realm of the Internet into real life; the "Storm Area 51, they can't stop all of us" Facebook event. It's a funny little event wherein the organizer (Who's name features an expletive) proposes that the general public amass to charge down the infamous military facility in order to free the imprisoned aliens that are obviously there. To cap it all off, he tells us that they will meet at the Alien Tourist Centre to coordinate and "If we Naruto run, we can move faster then their bullets". (God, I feel like an aging fox news presenter right now.)

I must admit, I love this whole thing to bits. The endless memes about proper alien-care procedures, the speculation about how many people will actually turn up and the disapproving stern response of the United States military. If I could afford a plane ticket I might actually consider going myself just to give the whole thing a look over. And who knows, maybe they are hiding Aliens there. Okay, I'm not going to go all conspiracy-nut on you, I'm just an Alien optimist who thinks it about high time we finally found something. Although, if the US military were really hiding extraterrestrials at a secret military facility there would be serious political ramifications as other superpowers start asking why the US have kept such a incredible scientific discovery to themselves. Ugh, I'm letting my imagination take over from my common sense again. This is why I should just stick to Video games. Speaking of...

One of the most popular tropes of Science fiction writing is the inclusion of some form of extra-terrestrial life. You seem them on TV shows like in The Looney Tunes, V, Captain Scarlett, Mork and Mindy, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5 and Star Trek; or in movies like in Star Wars, Guardians of the Galaxy, District 9, Mars Needs Moms, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Pacific Rim?, and, uh, Star Trek. And you can also find some pretty cool aliens in Sci-fi Video Games too. It's almost the height of any creative's career to get the chance to invent a whole new species. How are they similar to us, how are they different? How did they evolve, what is their culture like, how do they speak? So much goes into the lore surrounding bringing an Alien to life that the visual depiction sometimes becomes an afterthought. And there is no medium better for bringing Aliens to pop culture life than Video games.

Speaking of pop culture Aliens, why don't we start with one of most iconic Aliens of all time: The Xenomorph. First born from the fever dreams of H. R. Geiger, the Xenomorph was rebirthed in 3d  to terrify audiences in 1979's Alien. Everything about the Xenomorph's design and lore gelded together to create an creature so terrifyingly deadly that it single-handily reshaped the public's definition of the word 'Alien'. If you need a reason as to why that was the case, just look at the thing; It's nightmarish. It's almost insectile body and arachnid tendencies wrapped in that vaguely humanoid bio-mechanical exoskeleton is enough to creep me out any day of the week. Couple that with the fact the being is supposed to be incredibly intelligent and violent, and you have a creature that you most definitely don't want to be stuck in deep space with.

It is inevitable then, that the Xenomorph would eventually show up in a slew of games in order to stick players in that exact scenario. However, it is hard to get a depiction of 'The perfect organism' quite down pat, so a lot of games took a few liberties with the creature when pixelising it. Like 1996's Alien Trilogy did. In Alien Trilogy, the Aliens you face are less unstoppable-killing machines and more slightly-resilient-cannon-fodder. It does make sense, I suppose, seeing that the game pits you against hundreds of them in a DOOM-style first person shooter. The game wouldn't be so fun if the first alien you met immediately decapitated you every time.

That wasn't the only game to feature Alien's however. Aliens vs Predator bought the Xenomorph's to life in all their scary, wall crawling glory. Rebellion even allowed you play as one for a full story length campaign. Then there was Gearbox's Alien Colonial Marines which became infamous for making the universe's smartest killer dumber than a lobotomized cow. Luckily, Creative Assembly's Alien Isolation arrived to make the Xenomorph scary again. Isolation managed to capture one aspect that no other game before it pulled off, they made the Alien smart. Through the use of a clever paired AI system, the Xenomorph (Creative Assembly were confident enough in their creature's scariness to only need one.) would systematically hunt down the player, sniffing them out through grates and in cupboards unless they kept on the move and quiet. Oh, and he can hear the beep of your motion sensor. (So unfair.)

Some games went for a more traditional approach when it came to bringing Aliens to life in their game. Just look at the Zetans from the Fallout franchise. Little green men with comically large heads? Check. Little flying saucers that are inherently not aerodynamic? Check. An inexorable, unexplainable desire to conduct anal probing on abductees? Unfortunately, check. The Zetans appear very much to be your stereotypical 50's alien with the big eyes and the laser guns, and this isn't due to lazy design choice. Anyone who has played Fallout would no-doubt be aware that the game stylizes itself around the aesthetic of 1950's Americana. That means wingtip cars, beehive haircuts, art deco architecture and the constant drone of crooners from the inescapable radios. It makes sense, then, that the Aliens of this universe would resemble the look that was popularized in that time period.

When the Zetans appear in the Fallout games it is usually as a little non-canonical Easter egg, but it is always in a grand fashion. In Fallout 3 you see a flying saucer careening out the sky and find another crashed with a dead alien not too far away; Fallout 4 combines these encounters into one of its own; And 'Mothership Zeta' features a full-on invasion ship, prison break, space walk and Star Trek-esque star ship battle. Fallout 76 even has it's only little reference with the rare appearance of the cryptid known as 'The Flatwoods monster'.

Of course, there is always one entry in these list-blogs that is practically a shoe-in. I couldn't rightly sleep at night if I didn't mention Mass Effect's smorgasbord of interesting aliens creatures, alien societies and alien cultures. There are just too many to count. You've got the criminal Batarians and Vorcha, The war-mongering Turians and Krogan, The religious Hanar, The clever Salarians and the wise Asari. And then there are the dull humans, stuck in the middle of them. Bioware had the clever idea of sanitizing all these aliens species by combing them into one intergalactic community from the beginning of the game. They retain being a diverse and interesting bunch to learn about but you can still wrap your head around it all without combing through hours worth of data log entries.

These aliens weren't even just humans with differing numbers of head ridges. (Looking at you Star Trek) They came in all different shapes and sizes and looked fundamentally unique from one another. Bioware made another smart move here, deciding to trace all the races back to their evolutionary ancestors so that the end results looks striking but familiar. Krogan are evolved from fish, Salarians from amphibians, Hanar from jellies, and so on. Some did point out that it is strange how most of these Aliens evolved to become humanoid but the Andromeda took the time to address this by labelling it a  natural evolutionary quirk. After all, two legs and two arms are the only tools one really needs.

There are so many more video game Alien's that I could talk about but that I just don't know enough about to get into. The Covenant from Halo: never played a Halo beyond Reach, heinous as that is to admit. The Aliens from Nier Automata: I'm fairly sure that they are intentionally unexplored to leave the attention on the evolution of their robotic children beside the evolution of man's androidic successors. The Timesplitters: Those things are just freakin' monsters, I don't know what more there is to say. The Video Game Sci-fi world is brimming with incredible depictions of extraterrestrials, and we'll likely see more in the future as the scope for what's possible to create exceeds the scope of what's possible to imagine.Who can predict how revolutionary the next gen will be for game development and the effect that might have in subsequent games. We likely won't know for sure until at least 2023,and the Aliens will probably be here be then. We can just ask them how accurate all these video game ET's are. Does this mean that we'll see any of these beings when we collectively Naruto run past the gates of Area 51 and into the alien holding pens that definitely exist? I sort of hope not. Especially if there's a Xenomorph in there.

PSA: Do not actually storm Area 51 for the love of god.

PS: If anyone does I reserve the right to accept absolutely no responsibility for your likely death and/or incarceration. Because at that point it really is your own fault now isn't it? Play stupid games win stupid prizes, isn't that what they say. Seriously though, I just know that someone is going to take it too far and dare the Area 51 Guards to do something. Remember we're talking about a live-fire testing zone people! If you're looking to get a brand new hole in you there are plenty of easier ways. Aw crap, now it sounds like I advocating for suicide. Don't do that either, okay. Unless it's legal euthanasia like they have in some places. In that case, go nuts. Who am I to tell you how to live your life. Okay, now I am advocating suicide. Disregard everything I just said.